Swag ideas?

and dim needs a new hat

What about baseball caps or beanies? Is that something you’d wear?

Personally no, that might be a geographic issue, being situated in a mild, wet climate.

I’d wear a baseball cap if you can find one big enough to fit my giant cranium. I wear a 7 3/4 hat size.

If not I’ll just cry myself to sleep on my enormous pillow.

I feel your pain - I’m like an 8 hat size.

Aye.

dim needs a new youthsized hat

dim has a head built with efficiency in mind

dim has the next evolutionary step of heads

dim has the ultrabook of heads and everybody else has a chunkbook from 2003

I’ve got a dome like an overfunded hadoop cluster.

So, slow?

Quite