BOFH: Judge us not by the size of our database, but the size of our augmented reality

I’m going to wait until someone asks me about the risks of being in the cloud just so I can use this paragraph:

“Risk? What risk?”

“Well, there’s been several wind shear warnings this year which affects the cloud, probably due to global warming – though no one will admit to that. So we’re just a bit cautious about putting too much of our critical infrastructure onto it. And of course there’s the ozone layer thing.”